[ He knows this isn't the appreciated form of communication and it's one of the first times he's tried to actively do it - from any sort of distance - but it's kind of what he has going for him. He knows that she can hear him long before she answers, which is probably why this is the equivalent of a child pulling at their babysitter's hand (see! i made the joke). ]
Not sure why you'd lie about that when we both know I can tell that's not the truth but okay.
[ Yes, he's calling her out on that while he patiently(?) waits and there's the mental version of rolling his eyes when she responds. ]
Why would you jump to thinking something is wrong with me?
[ hELLO??? ]
You know what, nevermind. I wanted to talk to you. Not like this.
no subject
Not sure why you'd lie about that when we both know I can tell that's not the truth but okay.
[ Yes, he's calling her out on that while he patiently(?) waits and there's the mental version of rolling his eyes when she responds. ]
Why would you jump to thinking something is wrong with me?
[ hELLO??? ]
You know what, nevermind. I wanted to talk to you. Not like this.
[ a beat and hopefully: ] Please?